I know I need to post

I have a quiet Uber driver this morning so I’m going to try to write something on the way in. Not really enough time to write anything meaningful. I don’t really feel that motivated to post on here. I recently started to post anonymously on Twitter and it’s not like anyone really gives a fuck about me on there.

My car has been broken down again and I’ve been too depressed to fix it. So I’ve been taking Ubers everywhere and trying to socialize.

Really upset that I’ve seemed to work my “process” even harder the past two weeks and have managed to destroy two punchlines and now I have no bits again. Fantasizing about stop talking about comedy again, since I just can’t write any jokes. Some literal bullshit about clogging Walmart toilets and paraplegic drunk driving accident perpetrators and their breathalyzer complications.

Well I guess I did it. I wrote a post, can’t wait to email this pointless drivel to my friends!